Holey Matrimony

Meet Holey Matrimony, the medieval-inspired party game that proves love (and gravity) can both be a little unpredictable.

Standing at roughly 6 feet tall, this wooden “pinball-meets-maze” game challenges guests to work the side ropes and carefully tilt the board, guiding the ball past pegs and cut-out holes toward the finish. One overconfident move and—whoops—down it goes.

The warm wood and old-world design make Holey Matrimony feel right at home at tented weddings, barns, manors, and garden parties, while the gameplay is pure chaos in the best way: teamwork, shouting directions, and plenty of laughing when the ball drops.

Set it up near your bar or lounge as an instant icebreaker and watch guests line up to take their shot at happily ever after.